*****CMKX - CMKM Diamonds Inc***** Keeps On Ticking...

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

*****ATTENTION CMKX Shareholders***** And Now For Something Completely Different... (Not Really)

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This new & exciting rumor is competely fictional.
Any similarity to any old & boring rumors is completely unintentional, but not unexpected.
The characters & events depicted in this rumor are ficticious.
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or any other real fake names is purely coincidental.

Direct from the Gazillionaires Board & the Little Bo-Peep Room...

Apparently LaurelAndHarvey & JerkButt are very confident about this latest round of more of the same.

According to BHoleInTheHead...

-the money is somewhere.
-the money was being delivered last week.
-the evildoers dujour stopped the delivery.
-but now 'All Is Well' and the money is coming 'Any Second Now'.
-law firm DeweyCheatemAndHowe will not confirm or deny anything 'Before It's Time'.

He knows how difficult it is to swallow this stuff,
but the wait will be over soon.
Mostly because it's all just another big boatload of crap.
Thank you, BHoleInTheHead

Stop me if you've heard this one before...!!

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2 comments:

Tony Bo said...

This Just In...

According to LaurelAndHarvey, if you tell anyone you were notified about payment, you won't get paid and will probably be executed & tortured... Maybe not in that order...??!!

If I get notified, I promise to tell everyone... As soon as the huge bags of pennies are buried on the beach in my new backyard...!!
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