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Monday, September 1, 2008

CMKX - Guru Perfomance Evaluation...

November 26, 2002 To September 1, 2008...
5 Years, 9 Months, and 5 Days...!!
2,106 Days... 50,544 Hours... 3,032,640 Minutes...
181,958,400 Seconds...!!


Labor Day Is Here... Another Month Has Ended...

Another 'Sure Thing - Can't Miss' Prediction
For CMKX Goes Down In Flames...!!

Seems Like A Fitting Time For...

Guru Performance Evaluation Top Ten List...!!


(10) "This guru is really not so much of a 'has-been',
but more of a definite 'wanna-be', 'never-will-be'."

(9) "This guru sets low personal standards,
and then consistently fails to achieve them."

(8) "He certainly takes a long time to be so pointless."

(7) "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

(6) "This guru has delusions of adequacy."

(5) "He shows great loyalty...
Probably can't get a job anywhere else."

(4) "This guru should go far...
And the sooner he starts, the better."

(3) "I would not allow this guru to breed."

(2) "This guru is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

(1) "Considering his latest prediction,
this guru has reached rock bottom...
And has started digging."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even if all the gurus are completely sincere, and trying their best to inform shareholders...

They have failed miserably.

We still have NOTHING.

Anonymous said...

On Monday night, a well known CMKX guru actually had the audacity to say we should get something 'Next Week', or at least hear something 'official' this week...!!

Are You Kidding Me...??

What Happened To Closure And Money In Hand Before Labor Day...??

What A Joke...!!

Anonymous said...

No News This Week, No Money Next Week...

Past Performance IS A Good Indicator Of Future Perfomance...!!